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readyforhoenn:

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canudahismahfave:

willmcshag:

feroxbeetle:

#1998

1990

1999

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mituna-kun:

crydaguy:

claraoswaldl:

IF YOU SEE THIS ON YOUR DASH OR ON SOMEONES BLOG DO NOT CLICK THE LINK AND LEAVE THE BLOG YOU ARE VIEWING

PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT THIS SO PEOPLE ARE AWARE

there is a new virus going around tumblr, one that claims it can show you who views your blog. this is an annoying scam that hacks your account. if you see someone has posted this, let them know. whatever you do, do not click the link. 

this virus is irritating and sometimes hard to get rid of. if you do see that this has been posted on your blog without your knowledge, delete the post. then on your dash go to settings » apps » and the unwanted app will be listed. press the ‘x’ to delete it! i also recommend changing your password, just in case.

I JUST GOT RID OF THIS IT’S REALLY ANNOYING SERIOUSLY I SEE A LOT OF MY FOLLOWERS HAVE IT TOO FOLLOW THESE DIRECTIONS OK

OH FUCK I DID THIS GUYS THIS ISNT A JOKE OKAY PLEASE DONT USE IM LOOKING AT YOU CPWISER 

1 week ago with 39,815 notes | reblog

toughlove-lovestruck:

STOP SCROLLING! 

GUYS. GUYS GUYS GUYS. 4CHAN IS ACTUALLY REPLACING FAMOUS LINKS WITH SCREAMERS AND SHOCK SITES!!!!!!!!! HOVER OVER THE LINK AND CHECK IN THE BOTTOM LEFT HAND CORNER TO SEE IF IT’S A GOOD SITE. 

PLEASE REBLOG THIS AND MAKE SURE PEOPLE DON’T GET HURT!!!

this stuff can lead to triggers, anxiety, and seizures. Stop reblogging for a moment and warn others about this.

1 week ago with 35,223 notes | reblog

markiplieroutofcontext:

I know it’s not Markiplier related (and not the best way to say I’m back) but FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SIGNAL BOOST THIS

THESE PEOPLE ARE INCAPABLE OF HUMAN EMOTION

THEY LITERALLY TAKE JOY IN KNOWING THEY INDIRECTLY MURDERED SOMEONE.

IN ADDITION TO TARGETING THE MENTALLY UNSTABLE SO THEY TRIGGER AND GO INTO STATES OF PANIC, PSYCHOSIS, OR EVEN WORSE, MORE SUICIDE.

1 week ago with 50 notes | reblog

heartbeat-lullaby:

sell0utt:

suppdel:

"do gay people even eat fast food?"😂

Awe I love this

Burger King is doing it right

2 weeks ago with 135,793 notes | reblog

ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just-a-nameless-nobody:

queen-dreaveev:

For anyone who uses DeviantART! If anything pops up saying you need to update Java while you’re on DeviantART.. DON’T TOUCH IT!!!! .. just exit out of the screen and reopen DeviantART in another tab. It’s a virus!!! I fell for it yesterday and spent 2 hrs+ fixing/uninstalling unwanted programs from my computer! Please reblog!!!!

THIS NEEDS TO BE SIGNAL BOOSTED

2 weeks ago with 23,404 notes | reblog

anorkie:

This is my brother, Alastair. He is an aspiring musician and photographer, an excellent cosplayer, and an overall nice person to be around. He recently told our mother that he is transgender and wants to start transitioning soon with the help of hormone therapy. He has already set up an appointment in August to get his first 3 month supply of testosterone. Our mother is completely against testosterone and refuses to call Alastair by his preferred name and pronouns. As soon as he starts taking testosterone in August, she is kicking him out of the house, no questions asked.

This past week has been extremely upsetting for both my brother and I. Our mother is being very controlling. She will not allow us to see certain friends and believes all of our friends are toxic, when in fact they have been very supportive. She believes Alastair is going through a phase, but this is something that he has wanted for years.

To support my brother, I’ve opened a fundraiser, so when he is forced to leave at least he will be able to support himself financially. He just graduated high school and is currently unemployed; he needs all of the help he can get.

I’m unbelievable angry at our mother for not being supportive of Al, and at our step-father for treating him like a joke. Please, if you can spare a dollar or two, I will be forever grateful. I want my brother to be able to pursue the life he wants to live. He is an extremely intelligent, creative, kind and funny person. He is full of potential. I think if I can see look at him and see that, a few kind strangers can too.

If you are unable to donate, please reblog this. Thank you.

3 weeks ago with 13,386 notes | reblog

super-americanhero:

girogirl723:

theniallerstolemyheart:

notaslytherinstereotype:

rule #1) IF TUMBLR’S CREATOR COMES UP ON YOUR DASH, YOU MUST REBLOG.

este hombre merece LA GLORIA

GOD BLESS.

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must. reblog. the creator.

I LOVE YOU

HALLELUIAH

OUR CREATOR. *bows*

3 weeks ago with 512,284 notes | reblog

detrimental-apathy:

s-atanicat:

thattwatdeziree:

deafeningechoes:

lunabriluna:

cartelgathering:

kwills88:

I have like the weirdest boner right now.

This is so much better than that “kissing strangers for the first time” video

One of the guys is from Victorious. I liked this though.

I loved this.. So much better than the kissing one.

This is fantastic

I love this so much and a lot of the girls were dimes

Haley Joel Osment. What happened to you?

This looks so fun I want to do it wow okay I love this

4 weeks ago with 345,926 notes | reblog
*walks up behind you and taps you on the shoulder*

ask-pirateengland:

askmintbunny:

ask-pirateengland:

askmintbunny:

ask-pirateengland:

*smiles* evening Britain,how was your day? *dressed in pirate garb the colors of which are mint and an emerald green*

I am doing alright. May i ask why you are all dressed you? *looks minty over curiously

well since i’m sticking around for a bit i figured i’d fit in better.*does a little spin*do you like it?

It’s actually very nice, and fits you *nods with a smile*

*giggles* glad you like it.

4 weeks ago with 6 notes | reblog

madixcx:

aliveagaintoday:

priceofliberty:

Video Shows Pittsburgh Cop Punching Teen At Gay Pride In An Apparent Use Of Excessive Force

A video showing a Pittsburgh Police officer using what appears to be excessive force on a 19-year-old Pittsburgh PrideFest attendee, has sparked outrage online after it was shared on Facebook late Sunday afternoon.

According to eyewitness Autumn Huntera, the incident occurred around 5 o’clock Sunday afternoon. Huntera explains that the teen engaged in a heated debate with a group of anti-gay protesters attending the Pride festival: “She was saying that being gay is not a sin and that she was a lesbian and proud of it, and that she wasn’t going to hell for it.”

Huntera detailed her account of the incident for us:

The girl was debating with one of the protesters, and she stepped closer without even realizing it and the officer ran over to her. He grabbed her by the back of her neck, pulled her over, dropped her on the ground, pulled her up by her hair, and said “Do you want me to hit you.” When she didn’t respond, he hit her in stomach area about 4 or 5 times repeatedly. After everyone yelled at him, he hand cuffed her, put her against a wall. She was crying against a wall next to her ‘attacker’ while her fiancee was panicking trying to find someone who recorded it.

Huntera adds that the protester and teen were about a foot apart when the officer grabbed her without prior warning.

Please signal boost, the news stations in the area are NOT giving it much airtime or writing articles about it, so we need to spread the word.

Pittsburgh cops are known for being super corrupt and I won’t be surprised if nothing comes of this and he walks away a free man. DONT LET THAT HAPPEN

i have not seen this on any news station in my area at all and i live SO close pittsburgh and just. i’m really upset. can you imagine all of the intimidation and fighting and just unnecessary aggressiveness that happened at the shitload of pride parades this month that we haven’t heard about?
honestly it’s so disgusting
no wonder i feel so unsafe and can never go to any collective queer gathering?? i usually praise pittsburgh for being such a diverse melting pot but we’ve obviously still got some shit to work on

4 weeks ago with 98,605 notes | reblog
*walks up behind you and taps you on the shoulder*

ask-pirateengland:

askmintbunny:

ask-pirateengland:

*smiles* evening Britain,how was your day? *dressed in pirate garb the colors of which are mint and an emerald green*

I am doing alright. May i ask why you are all dressed you? *looks minty over curiously

well since i’m sticking around for a bit i figured i’d fit in better.*does a little spin*do you like it?

4 weeks ago with 6 notes | reblog